RESIST!...

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 02/02/2017 at 12:13 • Filed to: vive la resistance!

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...the tyranny of the groundhog. I say we’ve had enough of Punxsutawney Phil with his arbitrary pronouncements and alternate facts about winter. I say we want Spring now! And we should stand up and fight for it! Who’s with me?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:17

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EXACTLY! It’s a rodent that is not privy to any information about the weather at all. It doesn’t know anything. And its shadow is just that. A shadow.

PartyPooper2012 > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:18

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#NotMyGroundhog
#SpringNow
#NoMoreWinter

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:18

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You misspelled rodent.

Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/02/2017 at 12:20

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We need proper vetting before we let undocumented shadows into our weather forecasting system.

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:22

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My .177 will make short work of that guy and the neighbors would never even notice. Great, now I’m on some NSA watchlist.

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often 02/02/2017 at 12:25

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You just need to set up some patsy as the second shooter to take the heat.

Mercedes Streeter > Ash78, voting early and often 02/02/2017 at 12:26

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I think all of Oppo is already on the NSA watchlist. lol

For Sweden > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:27

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The Mayor of NYC is with you. #KillTheHogs

McMike > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:28

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laughing emoji with a thumbs up

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:28

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I’ll stick him on the third floor of my neighbor’s house, the room where he keeps all his books. The cops will be sure to find him.

McMike > Ash78, voting early and often 02/02/2017 at 12:29

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Great, now I’m on some PETA watchlist.

Fixed.

crowmolly > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:30

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Fight junk science.

Boycott Groundhog day.

$kaycog > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:31

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I’m in!

GUYMANDUDE > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:32

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#notmygroundhog

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 02/02/2017 at 12:37

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But the Staten Island hog predicted Spring. See, the “experts” can’t even agree!

Chariotoflove > Mercedes Streeter 02/02/2017 at 12:38

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No Squirrels Allowed list.

Chariotoflove > $kaycog 02/02/2017 at 12:39

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And the Resistance grows...

Chariotoflove > McMike 02/02/2017 at 12:39

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Thought you especially would like it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:41

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This is unrelated to much of anything, but on Monday I accidentally stumbled across a photoshop someone had made of a groundhog in flak jacket with rifle.

So here it is.

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often 02/02/2017 at 12:41

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Stick with what works.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:42

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There’s also this.

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/02/2017 at 12:45

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Oh shit. I bet he’s from one of those 7 embargoed groundhog dens, isn’t he?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 12:48

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Well, I mean, the California ground squirrels were in league with the Hun.

Notice the tiny Pickelhaube s.

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/02/2017 at 13:42

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Gads, you’re right!

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 13:49

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I posted this in another GD thread, but Punxsutawney is not a nice town. drove through there while I was working and it was a bit of a cesspit.

Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word 02/02/2017 at 13:56

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But it was so nice in the movie!

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 14:09

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What happened is all those people moved away from west PA to get nicer jobs somewhere else. Pittsburgh has come a long way but the whole “small town quaintness” thing is a myth around here.

Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word 02/02/2017 at 14:12

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Oh well, let them have their rodent then. They need something to hold onto.

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 14:19

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Well, no. In a bit of natural irony, groundhogs are filthy, disease carrying rodents. Regular pest extermination around here, you have to be careful handling them.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 14:43

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Nope, screw that, I want to go Ice Racing.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > McMike 02/02/2017 at 14:45

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My friend once got a letter from PETA. We sent a steak to the return address.

wiffleballtony > Chariotoflove 02/02/2017 at 17:42

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Damn that rodent bastard!